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    a Peculiar Intimacy
    de Martinez
    • Jul 6, 2019
    • 4 min

    a Peculiar Intimacy

    I'm a bit strange when it comes to eating in front of other people. I don't think my food phobias make me any kind of special, as I'm...
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    Jaded, Raw, & Stop Ranting, Brah!
    de Martinez
    • Jul 6, 2019
    • 4 min

    Jaded, Raw, & Stop Ranting, Brah!

    I don't really want to talk recipes here but hey--it could happen. I've certainly written plenty of them. But I also don’t want to simply...
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    Three Twos for One Idiocy
    de Martinez
    • Jul 4, 2019
    • 3 min

    Three Twos for One Idiocy

    You really shouldn't open a restaurant. I say this, not for the reasons you might expect, but for the simple fact that there are way too...
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